A couple of people have said this Tamil midget actor in the video looks like me when I was a kid. Below is a picture of me as a kid. Compare and let me know if you see the resemblance.





The language spoken in the clip is Tamil. The rough English equivalent would be:

Mother: Hey, hey. What's with the party this early in the morning. Everyone leave, shoo, shoo. (Speaking to Rajinikanth, who's lying on the cot) Why not get some rest, honey. Go ahead and rest.

Rajinikanth: All right (lights up a beedi).

Thavakalai: Boss, give me a beedi.

Rajinikanth: Hey! Little kids shouldn't smoke.

Thavakalai: Brother, I'm ten years older than you, you know. You should give it to me.

Rajinikanth: And if I don't...?

Thavakalai: I'll skin you alive.

Rajinikanth: Here you go

More clips from my acting career!
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CLIP 2

Just call me bubble boy tonight! After 6 hours of playing poker like a champ, I busted out of tonights tournament in 7th place. I felt sick. I reached the final table with a healthy 42K stack (average was 30K) and the very first hand I increased it to 54K. My nemisis was at the table too, Frank. I was getting very few hands after I won the initial pot and everytime I wanted to steal or play aggressive, somebody would go all in before me. And you know what they say, "You can't bluff an all in". Anyway, I got crippled when my preflop raise with JJ was called by Sammie. The flop came K 5 6 rainbow and we both checked, Ace on the turn and he checked again, I bet out 9K and he called. A King hit the river and we both checked. He showed AQ and I said "nice hand" aloud and mumbled some obsenities to myself. I lost about 20K in that pot coupled with the blinds and antes from the last few rounds, I was down to 17K. Finally I had to push with 66 and guess who called me? thats right, Frank. He had a genuine hand (JJ) and the flop came 10 Q K, turn was an Ace and I prayed for the J to chop but it didn't come. Oh well, hopefully I'll have more luck next time. Later.

F@#$ing Frank! Still got his hard on for me. I went all in with AdQd in the tourney last night and Frank called me with AsJc. The flop came Ks 10s 4c, Js on the turn giving me the nut straight. Then, you guessed it, 4s on the river giving him a flush. At least I was out in 40 minutes and not 4 hours like him and busting out just before the final table.

Playing the usual Thursday night tournament last night. Doubled up pretty early with QQ against J 10 on a J high flop. After the break I went pretty dead until I found A Q. I raised to 3200 (blinds were 500/1000) and Manny went all in for 6000, I called knowing I was loosing but I was getting 3-1 on my money so as long as he didn't have AA, KK or QQ I was getting a decent price to call. He turned over 10 10, a 50/50 shot. I missed and was down to 5K in chips. 3 or 4 hands later I had Ah 10h and went all in preflop, hoping to steal, Manny (again!) called with QQ and my tournament was over. Got McDonalds on the way home!

Tournament Date: 10 April 2007
Buy-In: $150 + $50 Re-Buys + $50 Add-On
# of Players: 60
Prize Pool: $17,000 APPROX

Not much to report on this one. 2 hours into the tournament, I had about 30K in chips. The blinds were 500/1000 and I was on the button. Carl Lewis was sitting to my right and was on a rush (he just took about 50K off Joe Zapps in 3 hands and busted him). I looked down and saw Kh6h, everybody folded to CL and he limped, I decided to steal the blinds and raised to 4K. Small and big blind both folded and it was up to CL, he hesitated for a few seconds and called. I didn't really want a call but the flop was good for me. K K 7 rainbow. He checked and I bet 5K, he called. Ace on the turn and he checked again. I went all in for 19K, he called like a shot and turned over K 9 offsuit. 3 on the river meant his kicker played and I was out. On the turn I had 3 cards to win (6's) and 18 cards to split (3x7's, 4x10's 4xJ's 4xQ's and 3xA's) just my luck I hit a brick!

Alp ended up chopping the tournament with Meat (Claudio) and took home $5,000 minus my 10%.